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Kidnap Your Boyfriend

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Kidnap Your Boyfriend
Chorus I was just thinking i really like you and I was just thinking I really like you I was just thinking if i kidnap your boyfriend could i be your boyfriend? could i be your boyfriend?

Verse 1
i've gotta time it right i've gotta plan it through
you're a stick of dynamite hope that i can handle you
you're a whole new animal they couldn't hold a candle to
so i demand a candid answer, what's a man to do?
could pay a camera crew get an editor set up in his kitchen with the video and kid and put his ass on catch a predator
call his creditor
tell em he's in heavy debt and with fed on red alert I plant a care package, a bear trap with the teeth padded
and when he grabs it, then i beat it like brear rabbit
or i could lock him in the liquor cabinet
drinking, thinking of you, sad until he kicks the habit
and if he gets lovey dovey
I'll take a kindergarten keep him in the cubby
when we leave for winter break and someone gets the pet i'm gonna pawn him off on little betty like he was a guppy

Verse 2
It's a minute to midnight and
that's my cue pull up in my big white van
beckon him with my charisma
chucking snickers at him like it's his Bar mitzvah
and if someone heard the racket better bet i'm gonna bag him in a burlap sack dude's whack, he lacks the X Factor (bookmark boy) i can be the next chapter/ (3 rising) what do i do for the women who tell me they want me? that when i got over the one who steadily haunts me if i get over the one then I'll be ready to party then i'll be looking at blondie, on me get up and calmly walk away it's pretty pathetic I get it, but not today you wanted to play you want me to act tough? spend every dime but i won't go bankrupt (3) I said to be easy could you please back up all these Jenga beezies they just don't stack up

Verse 3
if i'm too blunt, i can mask it if time's a blunt, i can pass it i'd rather pass it with a passenger shotgun the messenger call off the massacre your dude is cool, i wish i didn't have to mess with him to tell the truth, i want the very second best for him i'm positive i'm not pessimist i'm not jumping, i'm just pissing off the precipice if I deafen to the definition and i never getcha god i betcha i'll be better cause i metcha but be i'm missing always waiting for day you'll be available
you keep on stating who you're dating ain't debatable but baby maybe we could pick up when this shit ends my sixth sense says we're clicking like we're bic pens i don't wanna read the writing on the wall if it's only gonna end like annie hall

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from A New Kind of Sexy Mixtape, released August 1, 2011
Produced by Aaron Carmack

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